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Adolescent Diary Weblogs and the Unseen Audience

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Conversations in the Blogosphere: An Analysis "from the Bottom Up". Hawaii International Conference on System Sciences (HICSS-38) Best Paper Nominee.

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Bridging the Gap: A Genre Analysis of Weblogs. Winner of the 2004 EduBlog Awards as best paper.

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The Performativity of Naming: Adolescent Weblog Names as Metaphor

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Buxom Girls and Boys in Baseball Hats: Adolescent Avatars in Graphical Chat Spaces

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January 31, 2006

Oh yes I remember these conversations

Confessions of a Community College Dean has a post that brought back humorous memories, though at the time these conversations are absolutely not a laughing matter. You know the conversation I mean, you want to talk about subject A but your conversational partner is so tied up in their own world view that they can't participate in finding a neutral space for your discussion. There are few things more frustrating. And of course no matter what you say they just become more entrenched in their view of the situation...a view that is never flattering to you. *sigh*

Elephants (A Play in One Scene)

Scene: The Dean's Office. A large elephant defecates calmly on the floor. The Dean attempts to address the elephant in the room with Prof. Ben Long-Tenured.

Dean: Thanks for coming, Ben.

Prof: Glad to, Dean. What's on your mind?

Dean: Well, Ben, it's the elephant. The smell is overpowering, and

Prof: Why wasn't I told of this before?

Dean: Huh?

Prof: Why wasn't I told of this before? I thought everything was fine! I have memos from you thanking me for showing up for (last official function)!

Dean: Yes, and I'm glad you showed up. But about the elephant...

Prof: What elephant?

Dean: The one in the room.

Prof: This is really about my (race/sex/age/sexual orientation/disability/religion), isn't it?

Dean: Well, no, it's really about the elephant.

Prof: You hesitated, didn't you? Now I've got you. I'm going to file a complaint with HR.

Dean: To get to HR, you'll have to step around the elephant.

Prof: You can rationalize it any way you want. This isn't right.

Dean: The elephant isn't right.

Prof: You're too inexperienced for this job. It's true what they say about you, you know.

Dean: This isn't about me. This is about the elephant.

Prof: We've been working this way for twenty years, and nobody ever complained. Now you come in, sitting pretty, passing judgment without the facts.

Dean: Ben, the fact is, I'm knee-deep in elephant shit. There's nothing pretty about it.

Prof: This isn't right. You don't know the history.

Dean: Well, the recent history involves a large elephant...

Prof: Twenty years! Does that mean anything to you?

Dean: Not nearly as much as the flies...

Prof: This is evil. You're committing an evil deed. There's evil in this world, you know. Bad consequences come to evildoers.

Dean: We disagree on that. Now, about the elephant...

Prof: What does (the VP) think about this?

Dean: He keeps asking me about the elephant. Also about my shoes.

Prof: The Administration doesn't care. You people don't know what it's like.

Dean: (sigh)

Prof: When I started here, back in...

(Curtain)

Posted by prolurkr at January 31, 2006 01:41 PM

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